Cat Wisdom

Leonardo da Vinci called the cat "nature's masterpiece."

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
— Naomi, 15 (Advice from Kids)

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
— Ernest Menaul

Communication

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk about.
--Oscar Wilde

Emotional Extremes

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"

"Elation."

"And you sir, how about the opposite of woe?"

"I believe that would be giddyup," Squiffy replied.